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2020 (245 points, 38 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24578749

2024 (217 points, 29 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40964261

Now we just need the companion turing complete languages:

Thunderfoot - write screenplays for youtube videos debunking articles written in Tabloid

Fisker - Writes troll posts to discord/irc/steam community to highlight how awesome TOPIC in AWESOME ARTICLE written in Tabloid is

Shitlist - Generates awesomelists repos on github for TOPIC

This is refreshingly ridiculous.

DETAILS AT [11]

[11] https://github.com/thesephist/tabloid/blob/master/README.md#...

It’s been too long since something like this has happened. Kudos.

Missed opportunity for loops to be

BREAKING NEWS … KEEP READING TO DISCOVER

BREAKING NEWS! This is the perfect amount of stupid. I'm going to see if I can't convince my team to convert our codebase over ASAP. FOLLOW ME to find out how it goes.