I assume with this underwear we all can participate in gamified flatulence with a global leader board.
But I did take a double take and go “Is it April already?”
Sleepy: Withings' piss sensor.
Wired: Smart fart panties.
- i would replace everyone s underwear secretly with a bass base to emit a loud noise everytime someone farted
- imagine how many loud bops you would hear at the airport every second
I signed up for the study. I like to participate in studies at the local college and I track my sleep and stuff daily on my watch. Kind of excited about this. I'll report back with my data if I get picked
Update: dang
Thank you for your interest in the Human Flatus Atlas and for your willingness to participate in our study.
Due to overwhelming demand, we are currently experiencing a temporary pause in onboarding new participants. At this time, we kindly ask that you save the personalized consent form link you received, as it will be required to continue your participation once we are ready to bring you on board.
We will send a notification once we have expanded capacity to accommodate all participants.
We are thrilled by the incredible response to this study and truly appreciate your patience and enthusiasm. We look forward to your participation.
Sincerely, The Human Flatus Atlas Research Team
This research was supported by the University of Maryland, the Maryland Innovation Initiative Phase I and the UM Ventures Medical Device Development Fund.
- It's fun.
- The prizes are accessible to young scientists who actually need the career boost from the publicity (as opposed to established scientists who are mostly boosting the prestige of the prize)
- They promote awareness of how diverse and awesome science is.
The concept of the Golden Fleece awards (and whatever Rand Paul’s version is called) linking a reaction of “sounds stupid to me” by a random layperson with “taxpayers are getting ripped off” is inherently faulty and weaponizing populism to sabotage publicly funded scientific research.
Wish they had gone with The Human Enterologic Flatulence Atlas Research Team.
(Also, cow burps are the bigger issue)
checks out
May be they should just stop the wars for now. Stop spilling oil into the seas. Stop dropping bombs. Stop all the crazy shit they are doing.
As far as meat is concerned - our bodies need meat and fat to stay healthy.
But then we would have to accept methane is an excellent fuel and that we have an abundance of it. No one on the fortune 500 likes that idea.

Hall's team demoing a Smart Underwear Prototype. Credit: University of Maryland.
Scientists at the University of Maryland have created Smart Underwear, the first wearable device designed to measure human flatulence. By tracking hydrogen in flatus, the device helps scientists revisit long-standing assumptions about how often people actually fart. It also opens a new window into measuring gut microbial metabolism in everyday life.
For decades, physicians have struggled to help patients with intestinal gas complaints. As gastroenterologist Michael Levitt wrote in 2000: “It is virtually impossible for the physician to objectively document the existence of excessive gas using currently available tests.”
To address this challenge, researchers led by Brantley Hall, an assistant professor in the Department of Cell Biology and Molecular Genetics at UMD, developed Smart Underwear—a tiny wearable device that snaps discreetly onto any underwear and uses electrochemical sensors to track intestinal gas production around the clock. In a study published in Biosensors and Bioelectronics: X, a team led by UMD assistant research scientist Santiago Botasini found that healthy adults produced flatus an average of 32 times per day, roughly double the 14 (±6) daily events often reported in medical literature. Individual variation was extreme, with daily totals ranging from as few as four flatus events to as many as 59.
So why were older estimates so much lower? Previous research relied on invasive techniques in small studies or self-reporting, which suffers from missed events, imperfect memory and the impossibility of logging gas while asleep. Visceral sensitivity also varies widely: two people can produce similar amounts of flatus yet experience it very differently.
"Objective measurement gives us an opportunity to increase scientific rigor in an area that's been difficult to study," said Hall, the study’s senior author.
In most people, flatus consists mainly of hydrogen, carbon dioxide and nitrogen. Some individuals’ flatus also contain methane. Because hydrogen is produced exclusively by gut microbes, continuously tracking hydrogen in flatus provides a direct readout of when and how actively the gut microbiome is fermenting dietary substrates.
“Think of it like a continuous glucose monitor, but for intestinal gas,” Hall said, noting the device successfully detected increased hydrogen production following consumption of inulin, a prebiotic fiber, with 94.7% sensitivity.
Launching the Human Flatus Atlas to map the normal range of flatulence
Normal ranges exist for blood glucose, cholesterol and countless other physiological measures. But for flatulence, no such baseline exists.
“We don't actually know what normal flatus production looks like," Hall said. "Without that baseline, it's hard to know when someone's gas production is truly excessive."
To fill this gap, the Hall Lab is launching the Human Flatus Atlas. The project will use Smart Underwear to objectively measure flatulence patterns, day and night, across hundreds of participants and correlate those patterns with diet and microbiome composition. Devices are shipped directly to participants, allowing anyone in the United States to join remotely. The results of the Human Flatus Atlas will help to establish the normal range of flatus for people in the United States over the age of 18.
To capture the full range of variation, Hall’s team is recruiting participants across several categories that emerged from their early studies:

Credit: Brantley Hall, University of Maryland.
To investigate the microbial drivers of gas production at both extremes, the team will collect stool samples from Zen Digesters and Hydrogen Hyperproducers for microbiome analysis.
"We've learned a tremendous amount about which microbes live in the gut, but less about what they're actually doing at any given moment," Hall said. "The Human Flatus Atlas will establish objective baselines for gut microbial fermentation, which is essential groundwork for evaluating how dietary, probiotic or prebiotic interventions change microbiome activity."
This article was adapted from text provided by Brantley Hall.
To enroll in the Human Flatus Atlas, please visit flatus.info for more information. Enrollment is open to adults ages 18 years or older in the U.S. Participants will receive a Smart Underwear device to wear day and night for the study period. Enrollment is limited.
Patent applications related to this technology have been filed, with Brantley Hall and Santiago Botasini as inventors. Both are co-founders of Ventoscity LLC, which has licensed the technology.
This research was supported by the University of Maryland, the Maryland Innovation Initiative Phase I and the UM Ventures Medical Device Development Fund.